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Friday Funny September 5, 2013 Jokes to Kickoff Your Weekend

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Happy Friday!  Hope you have had a great week.  High school football is underway, college football is underway and this weekend the NFL gets going for a new season,  So, let’s kickoff Friday with a few football jokes.

Enjoy! 

Q: Why did Brian Hoyer cross the road?
A: To get to the hospital on the other side!

Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: Did you hear about the joke that Andy Dalton told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

Q: Why can’t Andy Dalton use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can’t find the receiver.

Q: How many Browns fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are content living in everyone else’s shadow.

 Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Q: Want to hear a Browns joke?
 A: Johnny Manziel!

Q: Why are the Bengals like a grizzly bear?
A: By Christmas they go into hibernation.

Q: What’s the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.

Q: How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.

Q: How do you keep the Cleveland Browns out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What does a Cincinnati Bengals fan do after his team has wins the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: Did you hear that Cleveland’s football team doesn’t have a website?
 A: They can’t string three “Ws” together.

Q:  What happened when Tony Romo got frustrated and threw his iPhone?                               A:  It was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Q: Why does the U.S. Government want to send Browns QB Brian Hoyer to the Middle East?
A: They are convinced he has the best chance to overthrow ISIS.

Thought for the Week

Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately. ~Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player – http://www.quotegarden.com

Buzzword Bingo

Now that summer is officially unofficially over, it is time to get the nose back to the grindstone and get some stuff done at work, right?  Then just when you think you have a productive day all mapped out, along comes another meeting.  Relax, I have just what you need to keep your attention during that next meeting that takes three times longer than it should – just play Buzzword Bingo!

Buzzword Bingo is similar to bingo, just game a pocketful of pennies and printout the handy-dandy Buzzword Bingo card below,  Each time that you hear one of the buzzwords, cover it with a penny and when you complete a line up, down or diagonally, don’t forget to jump up and shout “Corporate Takeover!”

This is a sure-fire way to liven up any dull meeting, Make your own cards and share with friends and co-workers and before you know it everyone will be looking forward to the next meeting!

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I N G O
Let’s do a deep dive Robust World Class Next Generation Synergy
Sustainability Core Competency Deliverable Low Hanging Fruit The Cloud
30,000 foot view Herding Cats FREE SPACE Bandwidth Win-Win
Alignment Re-purpose Utilize Value Add Leverage
Seamless Collaborate Push the Envelope Move the Needle

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