Friday Funny January 19, 2018 Jokes to Perk Up Your Weekend

Happy Friday!  It seems like Old Man Winter has a pretty tight grip on many of us this week.  So, to warm yourself up for the weekend, grab a nice, hot cup of coffee and a little coffee related humor.

Enjoy!

I admit that I drink a lot of coffee while I work, I guess it just part of my daily grind.

For some reason, I have trouble throwing out used coffee grounds, guess I am just a sediment-al guy.

The coffee is free where I work, it is just one of the perks.

I drink coffee at night while I work, seems like I have a latte on my mind these days.

Isn’t a pot of coffee basically brake fluid?

The other day a lady sitting next to me on the train spilled her coffee all over my shirt. I responded by showing dis-stain.

Is it true that drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems?

There are two kinds of people, there are coffee people and sad people.

Would you call sad coffee despresso?

Was the brand of coffee served on the Titanic Sanka?.

Would you call a cow that has just given birth de-calf-enated?

What’s Fat, Slimy, and Drinks a lot of Coffee?  – Java the Hut.

How does Moses make coffee? He brews it!

Thought for the Week

“When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.” ~ anonymous

 

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2 thoughts on “Friday Funny January 19, 2018 Jokes to Perk Up Your Weekend

  1. Valentine, Cookie (Dedria)

    Leonard, this is right on thyme as I work for Good Samaritan Hospital. I will share these funnies with coworkers. Thanks SO much!

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