Happy Friday! The calendar may say that it is summer, but in Ohio we have seen a great deal of rain this week. They say you cannot change the weather – so let’s at least laugh about it a little.
Do you know what one raindrop said to the other raindrop? — My plop is bigger than your plop!
Do you know what another raindrop said to another raindrop? — Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
Do you know what we call two straight days of rain in Ohio? — A weekend.
Do you know how thunderstorms invest their money? – In liquid assets.
Do you know what daylight-saving time means in Ohio? — An extra hour of rain.
What’s more destructive than raining buckets? — Hailing taxis.
I heard the local weather reporter was fired because news of a coming flood was leaked.
It’s been raining so much in Ohio that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my driveway.
Since it started raining, all my kids do is look sadly through the window…if it keeps up much longer, I am going to have to let them in.
The other night a saw a movie about a tornado, the plot had a great twist at the end.
Thought for the Week
“It was a dry rain.” ~ Yogi Berra