Happy Friday! As the days get shorter and colder cold and flu season starts to creep in. If laughter is the best medicine, then here is a little dose of prevention.
I went to see my doctor. The doctor said, “I’ve not seen you for a while.” I replied, “Well, recently I have been ill.”
I told my doctor that I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. He told me that I should take the candles off first.
My doctor told me that I needed to stop using a Q-tip; however, his advice just went in one ear and out the other.
My Doctor said I needed a knee replacement\. I asked if I could have a second opinion. She said, “Sure, you’re ugly too.”
My therapist told me I have problems letting go of the past. She told me that three years ago.
I can accept that I have an inferiority complex I just wish that I had a better one.
My doctor told me that I have the body of a twenty-year-old, then he suggested that I return it before I get it completely stretched out of shape.
I was thinking about having some plastic surgery until I noticed the doctor’s office was decorated with lithographs of paintings by Picasso.
I have found that an apple a day really does keep the doctor away, if your aim is good.
I went to the doctor and told him that I had swallowed a spoon. She said, “sit down and don’t stir.”
I went to the doctor and told him I felt run down. He asked me why, so I showed him the tire marks on my legs.
I told the doctor that my hair has been falling out and asked him if he had anything to keep it in. He gave me a paper bag.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. ~Voltaire