Happy Friday! Congratulations on making it through the first month of a new decade! In your honor, I have selected some premium jokes that will insure your weekend gets off to a good start.
Is it true that the high wire artist was denied insurance because of an outstanding balance?
Would a good name for an insurance salesman be Justin Case?
A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted…he was assured that he would be covered.
I bought my wife a top-of-the-line, state-of -the-art multi-speed mixer but it is excluded on my homeowners policy – seems it is a was high whisk.
Someone offered me skydiving insurance. She told me,”If something goes wrong, you’ll get a big payout.” I told her, “I’m not falling for that one again.”
The other day I was talking to my insurance agent and I told him I had had an accident and broke a leg; I wasn’t sure it can be fixed. He listened and told me that he might be able to get me $35,000 in compensation. He said he would get the forms over to me right away. I am pretty excited, I only paid $25 for that table.
There was a cowboy applying for health insurance. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
“Ever have an accident?” – “Nope, nary a one.”
“None? You’ve never had any accidents.” – “Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.”
“Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?”
“Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~Will Rogers