Happy Friday! Happy Halloween! Here is wishing you your chare of candy without any cavities!
I am thinking about entering a Halloween costume contest with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. I am going as Beethoven. Arnold will be Bach.
Last year a neighborhood girl came “trick or treating” dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid.
Is it true that skeletons do not go trick or treating because they don’t have any body to with?
This year I am putting extra starch in my ghost costume, I am hoping t0 scare everyone stiff.
I know a poltergeist who refuses to return my texts. I think he might be ghosting me.
I saw a skeleton the other day who had a custodial job. I think he was the Grim Sweeper.
I heard about a pumpkin who wanted to be a writer. She thought she would try her hand at Pulp fiction.
Would you call a funny movie about two zombies finding true love, a zom-com?
This year I want to be something really scary for Halloween so I’m dressing up as a phone with the battery down to 3%.
The scariest costume I saw last year was the girl who came carrying a school fundraising packet.
Would a ghost attending a formal party wear a boo-tie?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.” – Linus