Friday Funny December 17, 2021 Short Christmas Jokes

Happy Friday!  Christmas is fast approaching and 2021 is drawing to a close.  This week I have some Christmas jokes wrapped up especially for you.

Enjoy!

Is it true that at sleepovers reindeer like to play truth or deer?

Is it true that the present Rudolph wants most for Christmas is a pony sleigh station?

Is it true that if you eat Christmas decorations you will get tinsel-it-is?

Is it true that to avoid Covid this Christmas you should wash your hands frequently with Santatizer?

Is it true that after the first two Wise Men presented their gifts, the third one said, “But wait, there’s myrrh?”

Is it true that Santa is good at karate and has a black belt to prove it?

Is it true that the Christmas tree went to the barber because it needed to be trimmed?

Is it true that Santa Claus got a parking ticket on Christmas Eve for leaving his sleigh in a snow parking zone?

Would you call a search engine that singes Christmas songs Michel Googlé?

If someone has lost their Christmas spirit should you try to nurse them back to elf?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.” ~ Dr. Seuss

2 thoughts on “Friday Funny December 17, 2021 Short Christmas Jokes

  1. Valentine, Cookie (Dedria)

    I share these with a few co-workers, they enjoy them too. Keep me coming Leonard, Merry Christmas to you and your family!

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