Friday Funny December 2, 2022 Holiday Questions & Answers

Happy Friday!  Yes, we are now in December and that means it is time to dust off the first round of Holiday Jokes.

Enjoy!

Q. Why did the guy fall into the Christmas pudding? A. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

Q. Why are Christmas Trees bad at knitting? A. They drop all their needles.

Q. What did the car say to the dreidel?
A. Want to go for a spin?

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker?
A. Frosty the Doughman.

Q. What is a zombie’s favorite holiday beverage?
A. Egg noggin.

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.

Q. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
A: ‘Tis the season to be jelly!

Q: What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song?
A: Fleece Navidad.

Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A: Santa Klutz.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” ~ Robert Paul

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