Friday Funny January 5, 2017 Bad Dad Jokes

Happy Friday and Happy New Year!  We have closed the book on 2017 and are just beginning to turn the pages of 2018.  Here is wishing you a happy and prosperous year.!

One of my sons gave me a book of Dad Jokes for Christmas so, of course, I want to share some of my favorite ones with you.


Dad, last night I had a dream that I was a muffler.

Gee you must be exhausted.


Dad, what is the difference between a numerator and a denominator?

It is a short line and only a fraction of people understand that.


Dad, can a dog operate an MRI machine?

Nope, only catscan.


Dad, have you ever been to Prague?

No, but I have always wanted to Czeck it out.


Dad, I just cut my finger cutting the cheese.

It sounds like you have a grater problem here.


Dad, if you could have any superpower in the world what would it be?



Dad, I need you help, I think I am addicted to social media.

Sorry, I don’t follow you.


Dad, have you heard of this new restaurant called Karma?

I heard they don’ t even have a menu, you just get what you deserve.


Dad, isn’t there a team of dairy farmers in your bowling league?

Yes, their name is “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter.”


Dad, Tommy called me average.

Well, that just sounds mean.


Thought for the Week

“I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap.” ~Fred Allen