It is almost time for Trick or Treat! So, to set the mood, I dusted off my copy of “Vampire Jokes and Cartoons”, Edited by Phil Hirsch and Paul Laikin, Pyramid Books, 1974. Somethings get better with age, unfortunately, these jokes are not among those things. On the bright side, almost fifty years later, I am still getting something out of my $0.95 investment!
It is hard for me to accept that this blog is almost ten years old. If you have enjoyed the blog, I would invite to check out my new podcast as well – Leonard Looks at Life – you can find it at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2234608
Enjoy!
What was the vampire doing driving on the turnpike? – Looking for the main artery!
Why do vampires like comedians? – They like things in a jocular vein!
Why aren’t vampires’ good gamblers? – They’re always making sucker bets!
Why did the vampire dig for gold? – He wanted to strike a rich vein!
What kind of work do vampires do? — They file their teeth!
Where do you usually find vampires? – In any neck of the woods!
When does a vampire have a bad day? – When he gets up on the wrong side of the coffin!
What happens when vampires get together? – They drive each other bats!
What kind of first aid to vampires give? – Mouth-to-neck resuscitation!
How do you kill a hungry vampire? – You drive a steak through his heart!
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I got a rock.” ~ Charlie Brown in “It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown”