Happy Friday! Memorial Day is almost here and that brings the unofficial start of summer and the vacation season. So, let’s kick off this Friday with some vacation jokes.
Enjoy!
Did you hear about the music note that went on vacation because it needed a rest?
Did you hear about the bread that went on vacation because it needed to loaf around?
Did you hear about the banker who went on vacation because he needed change?
Did you hear about the astronaut who went on vacation because he needed more space?
Did you hear about the shoe that went on vacation to do a little soul-searching?
Did you hear about the magician who went on vacation because he needed to disappear for a while?
Did you hear about the battery that went on vacation because it needed to recharge?
Did you hear about the paperclip that needed a vacation because it was bent out of shape?
Did you hear about the laptop that went on vacation because it needed to reboot?
Did you hear about the coffee maker that went on vacation to get away from the daily grind?
Did you hear about the drill that went on vacation because it was bored?
My wife says that being married to me is like being on vacation for the rest of her life, she says I was her last resort.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“A vacation should be just long enough for the boss to miss you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.” ~ Jacob Morton Braude