Happy Friday! Another work week is winding down. So, here is a baker’s dozen of elephant jokes to brighten your day. I know you will groan, but I bet you will tell at least one of them to someone today!
Q: What do you call an elephant that rides a bus?
A: A passenger.
Q: Why don’t African elephants like to play cards?
A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Q: What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?
A: Cold ones.
Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: By ’elephone.
Q: Where do you find elephants?
A: It depends on where you left them.
Q: Why don’t elephants ride bicycles?
A: They don’t have thumbs to ring the bell.
Q: What weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
Q: What did the cat say to the elephant?
Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don’t be silly, elephants can’t change light bulbs!
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing red sweatshirts?
A: They’re all on the same team.
Q: How do you fit 5 elephants in a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.
Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Lots of room.
Q: What do elephants do for laughs?
A: They tell people jokes.
Thought for the Week
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I’ll never know” ~ Groucho Marx