Happy Friday – already three weeks down in 2021! Let’s kick off this Friday with a few computer related jokes chosen especially for you.
Is it true that you should not use “beef stew” as a computer password because it is not stroganoff?
Was the computer tired when it got home from work because it had a hard drive?
If you crossed a computer programmer with an athlete would you get a disk-us thrower?
Is it true that a computer’s favorite music is Disk-O?
I read a news story about some computer hackers who escaped from the scene of their crime. Apparently, they just ransomware.
Is it true that when computers want a snack, they prefer to eat chips?
If a doctor tells you that your eye injury was caused by staring at a computer screen for too long, you just might have a terminal disease.
Is it true that the computer crossed the road because it had been programmed by a chicken?
If you hold a hard drive to your ear can you hear the C:?
They say you are supposed to back up your files, but I still haven’t found reverse on my PC.
I had one more computer joke for you but it wasn’t funny. Not one bit.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes… oh, wait a minute, he already does.” ~Author Unknown