Happy Friday! Usually, I have little trouble getting to sleep, but last night was not a usual night and I tossed and turned into the wee hours of the night. So, why not some sleep jokes for this Friday?
I heard that mountains are always tired because they don’t Everest.
The other night I was having trouble getting to sleep. I scooted over to the edge of the bed and shortly thereafter I dropped off.
The other night I was dreaming that I wrote ‘The Lord Of The Rings.’ Apparently, I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Last week I slept with my Smartphone under my head and downloaded a nap.
I have started taking a ruler with me to bed so I can see how long I sleep.
Lately I am not sure whether you I have insomnia or amnesia and I am losing sleep trying to remember which one it is.
Did you know that when a lawyer needs a bed, he goes to a mattress firm?
Would you call a a sleepy woodcutter, a slumberjack?
Is it true that dragons usually sleep during the day because they fight knights?
Is it true that candles cannot get any sleep because there’s no rest for the wick-ed?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Many things — such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly — are done worst when we try hardest to do them.” ~ C.S. Lewis