Happy Friday! Spring is in the air and farmers are hard at work. So, let’s kick off the weekend with some farming jokes.
Enjoy!
Why couldn’t the bankrupt cattle farmer complain? Because he’s got no beef.
Is it true that farmers count their cattle with a cow-culator?
If you get promoted to senior director at Old MacDonald’s Farm does that make you the CIEIO?
I heard that the way to get a farm girl to like you is a tractor.
I read a story about someone who died making butter on his farm, it was a really unfortunate churn of events.
I heard that farmers tend to save their computer files as jpig’s.
I was thinking about starting a new business farming microscopic fish, it’s a small-scale operation.
Did you hear about the farmer who planted old cars in this field? I hear he had a bumper crop.
I heard that agriculture is a great college major, seems you can always find a job in your field.
I had to quit my job at the organic parsley farm. They kept garnishing my wages.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~ Will Rogers