Happy Friday and good job making it through another week of self-isolation! Chances are that you are getting along better than your hair might be with all the barber shops and beauty parlors closed. While you might not be able to get your hair cut, you can chuckle at a few barber jokes,
Would you call a group of men waiting for a haircut a barber-cue?
Do barbers keep their money in a shavings account?
I was held hostage at a barber shop once. It was a pretty hairy situation.
The other day I told my wife that I wanted to open up a barber shop. All she said was “Cut it out.”
I just might open a barber shop on the top floor of a fancy hotel and call it “A Cut Above the Rest.”
My barber recently started giving free eyebrow trims to anyone getting a haircut. Everyone looked surprised.
I decided to switch to a new barber. My old one just wasn’t cutting it.
The first new barber I tried out was a bit of a redneck. As soon as I sat down in the chair I could tell something was wrong, I got up quickly and walked out. I think I may have just dodged a mullet.
Old executives at Hair Club for Men never die, they just keep plugging away.
I have some more jokes, but I will shave them for later.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” ~ Sam Ewing