Happy Friday! I was out last week visiting Washington, DC, seeing the museums and monuments. I am back with some government inspired Friday Funnies.
Last week I learned that Washington, DC has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined. Starbucks and McDonald’s have a combined total of 0 museums.
Congressman should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors.
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
Is it true that when the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris’s cell phone rings?
If I could start a Non-Government-Organization, I would call it B.I. That would be its Name-O.
My wife asked me, “If you could have any super-power, which one would you have?” I said, “America.”
Putin’s government is kind of like Microsoft Edge, You can’t uninstall either.
I read a story about some mute pigeons that unsuccessfully tried to overthrow the government, apparently it was a failed coo.
I know this guy who hates candles, he thinks they were created as part of some government conspiracy. He is a real anti-waxer.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” ~ Groucho Marx