Happy Friday! Recently I have been trying to pay more attention to what I eat. The problem is that I like to eat just about everything! But I am making some progress and it helps to laugh about it. So, this week, I thought I would serve up a little food related humor.
This week was my anniversary. I told my wife I was taking her to one of those restaurants where they prepare the food right in front of you. I don’t think she was that impressed with Subway…
I saw a movie about a hot dog. I heard it was an Oscar Wiener.
Food has been on my mind so much lately that I even wrote a song about tortillas – well, it is really more of a rap.
The other day I ate an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream. Then I had Breyer’s remorse.
I always make sure I have at least one bag of chips around, in queso emergency.
Would you call a man who can eat sugar with both hands ambidextrous?
Is the most popular donut in Jamaican Cinnamon?
Did the grapefruit stop rolling down the hill because it ran out of juice?
Do watermelons have fancy weddings because they cantaloupe?
Would you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison an escapea?
Is it a bad sign when you enter what you ate into your fitness app and it sends an ambulance to your house?
Can I cook a Free-Range chicken on a stove I purchased?
When the weather warms up, I think I will start a herb garden, if I can find the thyme.
Thought for the Week
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author unknown