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Friday Funny September 4, 2026 Copier Jokes for Labor Day

Happy Friday! Happy Labor Day! We have come to the unofficial end of another summer that has flown by. As we come to the holiday tat celebrates workers, I thought I would share some copier-related jokes which is the world I work in.

Enjoy!

I really like working at a place that sells copiers, I feel like we are all on the same page.

We had to let someone go for stealing printer cartridges, poor guy was caught magenta handed.

The other day I was making a lot of photocopies of strawberries and I ended up with a paper jam.

I keep my printer off to the side of me where I can see it in my peripheral vision.

I had an HP printer that died, it was like a Brother to me.

Last week I took my printer to the gym to get toner.

I have been told that a new 3D printers can print a gun. So what? I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Is it true that printers cut their hair with paper clips?

If a printer could perform miracles, would it get Canonized?

I had a joke about printer paper but it’s tearable.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison


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Friday Funny July 14, 2017 Frightfully Busy

Happy Friday!  It is amazing how quickly another week rolls around.  It seems like each week is busier and passes quicker than the previous week.  Sometimes I feel like I am as ………

Enjoy!

I feel like I am as busy as…..

a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.

a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.

a one-legged man on Dancing With The Stars.

a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.

a termite in a saw mill.

a one-armed trombone player.

a Kardashian with a new camera phone

a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

a cross-eyed air traffic controller

a claustrophobic mime trapped in an imaginary box

a dentist at a candy convention

a Turkey farmer the week of Thanksgiving

a grocery store just before a snowstorm

a relief pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds

a Cleveland Browns quarterback under a full blitz

an elf on Christmas Eve

an accountant without a pencil

Thought for the Week

“I wanted to figure out why I was so busy, but I couldn’t find the time to do it.” 
― Todd Stocker