Happy Friday! It is amazing how quickly another week rolls around. It seems like each week is busier and passes quicker than the previous week. Sometimes I feel like I am as ………
I feel like I am as busy as…..
a one-armed paperhanger with a case of the hives.
a one-eyed cat watching nine rat holes.
a one-legged man on Dancing With The Stars.
a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
a termite in a saw mill.
a one-armed trombone player.
a Kardashian with a new camera phone
a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
a cross-eyed air traffic controller
a claustrophobic mime trapped in an imaginary box
a dentist at a candy convention
a Turkey farmer the week of Thanksgiving
a grocery store just before a snowstorm
a relief pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds
a Cleveland Browns quarterback under a full blitz
an elf on Christmas Eve
an accountant without a pencil
Thought for the Week
“I wanted to figure out why I was so busy, but I couldn’t find the time to do it.”
― Todd Stocker