Category Archives: spring

Friday Funny April 10, 2026 Let Me Spring Some Jokes On You

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Happy Friday!  The days are definitely getting longer and warmer, I do believe spring is here.  So let’s celebrate with some spring jokes!

Enjoy!

If you cross a tulip with a dog, would you get a collie-flower?

If you plant Hershey kisses in the spring, do you get tulips?

Would you call an angry flower a snapdragon?

Did you hear about the bee who got married in the spring because he found his honey?

Did you hear about the gardener who stayed calm because he had a lot of thyme?

Did you hear about the flowers who had a lot of speeding tickets because he kept putting the petal to the metal?

Did you hear about the flower that could not ride its bike because it lost its petals?

Did you hear about the farmer who buried all his money because he wanted to make his soil rich?

Did you know that the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll is seasoning?

Did you know that the best time to wash your Slinky is when you’re spring cleaning?

Thought For the Week

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside 24 hours.” ~ Mark Twain

Friday Funny April 4, 2025 An April Shower of Jokes

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Happy Friday!  It is spring and it is April and that means April showers and, it seems, lots and lots of them.  Let’s not let the weather dampen our spirits.  Here are some rain jokes to bring a little sunshine to your day.

Enjoy!

What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road? “Grate.”

Would you call dangerous precipitation a rain of terror?

Would you call baby owl left out in the rain a was a moist owlet?

Would you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain a driplodocus?

Is the best way to wash a waterproof rain jacket to dry clean it?

If it was raining salad dressing, would that be a to-RANCH-al downfall?

I remember being in a softball tournament that was canceled because of heavy rain.  We all received a precipitation trophy.

Raindrop pick-up line: “Water you doing tonight?”

Did you know that rain clouds don’t have a sense of humor?  They take everything too cirrus-ly.

You can tell if your cat likes stormy weather if when it rains, it purrs.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” ~ Dolly Parton

Friday Funny April 19, 2024 Spring Jokes

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Happy Friday!  It is past the mid-point of April, tax day is behind us and spring is in the air!

Enjoy!

Well, my winter fat is gone and now I have spring rolls.

I heard that on a sunny spring day that sheep like to have a baa-baa cue.

Did you hear about the flower that cold not ride its bike because it lost its petals?

Would you call a well-dressed king of the jungle a dandy lion?

It’s allergy season again? You’ve got to be pollen my leg.

I hear that the best time to wash your Slink is during spring cleaning.

I hear that there is an invasive species of earthworms that are rapidly spreading around the world.  It is a real case of Global Worming.

I hear that the plants that are best at math are the ones with square roots.

I have a good friend who is a writer, every spring she suffers with bad allegories.

Is the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll seasoning?

I hear that it is hardest to plant flowers when you haven’t botany.

There are 5 seasons: Winter, Summer, Autumn, Spring, and Tax Season.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.” ~ William Shakespeare

Friday Funny March 26, 2021 Spring Jokes

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Happy Friday! Congratulations – you have survived winter. Now spring is here and the hope of the world springing back to live.

Enjoy spring and some spring jokes!

Is it true that after the most common feeling among trees in the spring is re-leaf?

It is that time of year when my winter fat turns int o spring rolls.

I heard that you can tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls by their seasoning.

I saw a commercial that the furniture store was celebrating the end of winter with a spring sale; however, mattresses are still full price.

I have a friend who is a writer, each spring he suffers from a bad case of allegories.

I dread spring cleaning this time of year, I wish I’d never bought that Slinky.

The other day I put my foot through a trampoline, I have been walking with a spring in my step ever since.

Did you hear about the flower that could not ride a bike because it had lost its petals?

The spring onions that sprang up in yard have started singing hip hop, those little rap scallions.

I was working through the kitchen last night and thought that I could hear the spring onions singing a BeeGees song, it turned out that it was just the chives talking.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring.” ~ Victor Hugo