Friday Funny September 4, 2026 Copier Jokes for Labor Day

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Happy Friday! Happy Labor Day! We have come to the unofficial end of another summer that has flown by. As we come to the holiday tat celebrates workers, I thought I would share some copier-related jokes which is the world I work in.

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I really like working at a place that sells copiers, I feel like we are all on the same page.

We had to let someone go for stealing printer cartridges, poor guy was caught magenta handed.

The other day I was making a lot of photocopies of strawberries and I ended up with a paper jam.

I keep my printer off to the side of me where I can see it in my peripheral vision.

I had an HP printer that died, it was like a Brother to me.

Last week I took my printer to the gym to get toner.

I have been told that a new 3D printers can print a gun. So what? I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Is it true that printers cut their hair with paper clips?

If a printer could perform miracles, would it get Canonized?

I had a joke about printer paper but it’s tearable.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

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Friday Funny August 28, 2026 Old Jokes

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Older man reading an open book in a cozy living room
An older man enjoys a book in his warmly lit living room.

Happy Friday! As school is starting up again, I am reminded that this time 50 years agoI was getting ready for my senior year of high school.  That really makes me feel old!  Here are some old jokes to celebrate.

Enjoy!

I saw a 70’s cover band that dressed up as cookies, their name was OREO Speedwagon.

I heard there is a prize old people can win for aging, atrophy.

I’m so old I remember when dial-up internet was cutting edge.

I’m so old my music listening has gone from vinyl to 8-track to cassette to CD’s to streaming to vinyl.

When I was in college there was a fire in my apartment and I lost all my 70s records, it was a disco inferno.

I try not to let aging get me down. It is just too hard to get back up again.

I plan on growing fruit trees in retirement, I want to live to a ripe old age.

I have come to the realization that nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.

I was going to add another joke about retirement, but it doesn’t work.

I was going to add another joke about aging, but I forget what it was.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.” ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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Friday Funny August 21, 2026 End of Summer Jokes

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Happy Friday! It appears most school have started back which means we are saying good-bye to another summer.  Let’s bid adieu with some summer jokes,

Enjoy!

Did you know that hurricanes make good comedians because their punchlines always blow you away?

Did you know the reason that summer vacations do not last any longer is because they couldn’t handle the heat?

Did you know that the preferred sandal for a frog to wear is one that is open-toad?

Did you know that bananas wear sunscreen when they go to the beach because they peel?

Did you know that many people do not like beach umbrellas because they are so shady?

Did you hear about the ice cream truck driver who retired at the end of summer because he was tired of the daily melt-downs?

Did you hear about the teacher who jumped into the pool to test the water?

Did you hear about the watchmaker who decided to go on vacation so he could unwind?

Did you hear about the scientist who put on an excessive amount of sunscreen because she was a paleontologist?

If you need to clean the ocean, should you call a mermaid?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Summer’s lease hath all too short a date.” ~ William Shakespeare

Friday Funny August 14, 2026 Back-to-School Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Since the summer has flown, it is time for some more back-to-school jokes.

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If you crossed a teacher with a vampire would you get lots of blood tests?

If you crossed an algebra class with the prom would you get a quadratic formal?

If you were the leader of an AP biology gang would that make you the Nucleus?

Is it true that the favorite vegetables of librarians are quiet peas?

Is it true that chemistry students tell the worst jokes because all the good jokes argon?

Did you hear about the music teacher who could not get into his classroom because his keys were on the piano?

Did you hear about the girl who wore glasses to math class because she thought it would improve her di-vison?

Did you hear about the egg who got detention because he kept telling yolks?

Did you hear about the computer teacher who quit his job because he lost his drive?

Did you hear about the science teacher who would show up periodically?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Children must be taught how to think, not what to think”~ Margaret Mead

Friday Funny August 7, 2026 – Jokes That Bug Me

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Happy Friday!  We are in the midst of summer and summer means bugs, so here are some bugs jokes to kick off your Friday.

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Is it true that bugs get off the train at the infestation?

Is it true that a butterfly’s favorite subject in school is mothematics?

Is it true that in the Hungarian capital they kill unwanted insects with Budapesticide?

Did you know that the best smelling bugs are deodor-ants?

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress and then got married in the spring?

Did you hear about the band made up of bed bugs? They mostly play covers.

Did you hear about the mother firefly who was sad because her children weren’t very bright?

Would you call a bug that hesitates before biting something a nervous tick?

If you ever see two snails fighting, you should just let them slug it out.

I did pretty well on my insect catching exam, I got a bee.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

Friday Funny July 31, 2026 Television Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Summer is rolling right along as we are at the last day of July.  This week, a dose of television jokes just for you.

Enjoy!

I saw an ad for a job changing the channel and volume on someone’s tv – must be able to work remote.

Is it true that they say television is a medium, because anything well done is rare?

Why is it called a television “set” if you only get one?

I saw a posting on Facebook Marketplace that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down.”

I was going to watch the Origami world cup on TV. But it is only available on pay-per view.

Last night my wife and I binge watched the first season of our favorite TV series back-to-back. Fortunately, I was the one facing the TV

I saw an ad for a program about the history of perfume, it will air on Chanel Number 5.

I read about a new reality series about interstate road construction workers, it will be called “Game of Cones.”

I read that they are going to ban streaming services in Russia – it is referred to as Nyetflix.

I was going to make a joke about my tv controller, but it wasn’t even remotely funny.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” ~ Groucho Marx

Friday Funny July 24, 2026 Moose and Deer Jokes

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Happy Friday!  This week I rounded up some moose jokes for you with a few deer jokes thrown in for good measure.

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Would you call an animal that has antlers and sucks blood a moose-quito?

Would you call a cross between a hippopotamus and something other than a moose, a hipponotamoose?

If a moose did not have a name, would it be anony-moose?

When a moose loses a tooth, does she put it under her pillow for the hoof fairy?

When a moose gets a stomachache should you give it Elk-a-seltzer?

What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? “Oh no! I’ve made a huge Moose Steak!”

I went to a play about a moose on a bicycle, it was a moosical.

Did you hear about the deer who got braces because he had buck teeth?

Is it true that a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream is Deery Queen?

Is it true that the scariest member of the deer family is the Cari-boo?

If I got a buck for every deer joke that I’ve told, I’d have a lot of doe.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.” ~ Bill Bryson

Friday Funny July 17, 2026 Deep Thoughts for Friday

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Happy Friday! Every once in a while, it is good to pause, take a deep breath and ponder some deep thoughts.

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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, “Hey, can you give me a hand?,” you can say, “Sorry, got these sacks.”

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Either you like bacon or you are wrong.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole.

If I don’t love something, is it still OK to set it free?

Just because I wear a sandwich board doesn’t make me some kind of hero.

For me, failure is not an option. It comes standard with everything I do.

I put out some Rat-B-Gon, but it doesn’t work. Not only isn’t the rat gone, it hasn’t
even moved for the last two days.

I have CDO. It’s like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

There are two kinds of people: those that can count and those that can’t.

Remember Clones are people two.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”

If it’s true that we are here to help ‘others’—then what exactly are the ‘others’ here for?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

If a cow laughs hard enough, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

So what’s the speed of dark?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

A day without sunshine is like – Night.

On the other hand – you have different fingers

97.2 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

The early bird may get the worm – but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

Don’t miss the donut by looking through the hole. ~Author Unknown

Friday Funny July 10, 2026 Jokes for Friday

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Happy Friday!  As we wrap up another week, let’s have some Friday laughs!

Enjoy!

If you don’t people like jokes about Friday, would that mean your sense of humor is week?

Why didn’t the pancake chef realize it was Friday?  It crêpe’d up on him.

On Casual Fridays do biologists wear genes to work?

Did you hear about the candle who did not show up for work on Friday because he was burned out?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the doughnut factory because he was tired of the hole thing?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the shoe factory because it wasn’t a good fit?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the pencil factory because it was pointless?

Did you hear about the guy who did not show up for work on Friday at the sausage factory because it was the wurst job he ever had?

I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.

Here is some advice: never get into a fight with Tryptophan. It’s amino acid.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.” ~  Albert Einstein

Friday Funny July 3, 2026 Jokes for 4th of July

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Happy Friday! Happy 4th of July!  I hope you take at least a few minutes this weekend to reflect on what the last 250 years has meant.

Enjoy!

I was checking the price of fireworks today, they have skyrocketed.

When George Washington gave his cattle feed was it the fodder of our country?

If a sheep fell down a hill while watching fireworks, would it be called a lambslide?

Is the best way to put a baby firework to sleep to rocket?

Is it true that if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog you would get a Yankee Poodle?

Is it true that the biggest prankster in George Washington’s army was Laugh-ayette?

Did you know that all the colonists wore Tea-shirts to the Boston Tea Party?

Did you hear about the firecracker that went to the hair salon to get bangs trimmed?

Did you know that during the Revolutionary War that the patriots’ favorite food was Chicken Catch-a-Tory?

It seems like there are not many things built in the USA anymore, I just purchased a new TV, the box stated “Built in Antennae” and I do not have any idea where that is!

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“May we think of freedom, not as the right to do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right.” ~ Peter Marshall