Happy Friday! We come to the end of July and there is still a lot of uncertainly as to where things are headed in 2021. Sometimes one might think it would be useful to see into the future. I am not so sure that would be helpful, but I do see some jokes about fortune telling in your future.
I friend told me that he had call a psychic due to strange sightings of a chicken’s spirit haunting his home. It turned out it was a poultrygeist.
A psychic walks into a bar, but he should have seen it coming, right?
Would you call a psychic who is bad at predicting the future a non-prophet?
Did the psychic chicken cross the road to get in touch with the other side?
Would you call a psychic kitchen remodeler Counter Intuitive?
I had a psychic claim that she could tell what’s inside a wrapped birthday present. – She said it was a gift.
I heard about a psychic hermit crab, he makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
Would you call an albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from Las Angeles a Super Pallid Cali Mystic Expert At Hypnosis?
I knew someone who started her career as a psychic but gave it up because she did not see any future in it.
Would you call an obese psychic a four chin teller?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I’m a psychic amnesiac, I know in advance what I’ll forget.” ~ Steven Wright