Happy Friday! Scanning through the television channels this week, I noticed that it was Shark Week. So, here are a few jokes for you to ink your teeth into.
I was at the beach recently today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”I just chuckled to myself because I was pretty sure that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I told my friend I was attacked by a shark. He asked me if I punched the shark on the nose. I said, “No, it just attacked me for no reason.”
Did you hear about the aquarium owner? His shark was worse than his pike.
Q: why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: to get to the other TIDE
Q: What is a shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again?
A: electro shark therapy
Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs
Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They’re too nice!
Q: What does a shark order at McDonald’s?
A: a quarter flounder with cheese
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sci-fi show A: Shark Trek
Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!
Q: What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Can’t Touch This?” A: M.C. Hammerhead.
Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship A: “its OK there are plenty of other birds in the sky”
Thought for the Week
Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense but the past perfect! ~Attributed to both Owens Lee Pomeroy (1929–2008) and Robert Orben (b.1927)