Happy Friday! Happy September! Happy Labor Day! Around here the corn is getting pretty tall, so it seems like a good time for some farm related humor.
Enjoy!
Is it true that cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose?
I heard about a farmer who had a wooden tractor. It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work.
A farmer showed me his magic tractor, it turned into a field.
I had a friend who tore his rotator cuff while making butter on his farm. It was a really unfortunate churn of events.
Did you hear about the sad pig? He felt he was taken for grunted.
I tried to navigate the farmer’s field but it was a maize.
If there was a horse that lived next door, would he be your neigh-bor?
The farmer was going to tell his dog a joke about sheep, but he had herd them all.
If a chicken tells jokes would that make her a comedi-hen?
I read a story about a lettuce farmer who was arrested by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. When they dug up the grounds, they found human romaines.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.” ~ Will Rogers