Happy Friday! Can it really be the end of July already? Time certainly does fly.
It seems like we are in a job seekers market these days with a lot of places advertising their job openings. Perhaps you have thought it might just be time to seek a new opportunity. Well, here are a few of the more interesting job ads that are making the round on the internet.
SOME INTERESTING JOB ADS
Now Hiring. Must Have a Brain
Now Hiring – Must Have Clue
Wanted: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth
Wanted: Looking for someone do yard work. Must have hoolahoop
Wanted: Grape Stompers. Must Have Good Balance and Large Feet. Skinny Folk need not apply.
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
Piano Player Wanted. Must have knowledge of opening clams.
Surgeon wanted for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.
Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years’ experience.
Now hiring: cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.
Cab drivers wanted. Must have good driving & criminal record.
Now hiring cashier. Cannot look like Skeletor from He-Man.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~Stanley J. Randall