Happy Friday! Happy April! Happy April Fool’s Day!
I filled up my gas tank tonight and I swapped the labels on the pumps. It is my April Fuels’ joke.
If you buy a hammer bought on April 1st would it be an April tool?
Is it true that eggs like April Fools’ Day for the practical yolks?
Here is an idea – let’s spend April Fools’ Day on Instagram and fool each other into believing we have glamorous lives.
If it is raining chickens on April Fool’s Day would you say it was fowl spring weather?
I noticed there was a display of invisible books at the library on April Fools day, but I saw right through it.
Today I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and he would pay me $1,000,000 in return. He must think I am a fool, I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week.
For April fools my wife replaced my Alpha-bits with Cheerios. I have no words to say how angry I am.
April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night with millions of people going out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
Due to continuing COVID restrictions, April Fool’s Day has been POSTPONED. I’ll tell you the new date tomorrow.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.” – Mark Twain