Happy Friday! Spring is in the air and you have probably had to cut the grass at least once by now, so how about some lawn care jokes to kick off this Friday?
The other day, I saw a man crying while mowing his lawn so I asked him if anything was wrong. He said that he was just going through a rough patch.
Today I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn, he just wasn’t cutting it.
I really need to cut my grass, but I am having difficulty getting myself mow-tivated.
Last week, I called the police about a murder on my front lawn and they said that couldn’t do anything about crows on my lawn and insisted that I quit calling.
I have a chicken proof lawn, it’s impeccable.
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He just sits on his porch and dares it to grow.
When I’m grilling a steak outside, the smell just makes my mouth water. I wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
My neighbor on one side has a cow that helps him cut the grass, he’s a lawn moo-er.
My neighbor on the other side has a cat that helps him cut the grass, he’s a lawn-meower.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.” ~ William Shakespeare