Happy Friday! It is hard to believe that another year is coming to an end. But a new year will bring new opportunities. Here is wishing you a joyful and meaningful 2018 and, just in case you need some ideas for a New Year’s Resolution, I am happy to offer some suggestions.
New Year’s Resolutions
I resolve to learn to play a musical instrument – the bagpipes!
I resolve to be more decisive… perhaps.
I resolve to learn how to annoy more people in more ways in the New Year.
I resolve to eat my weight in chocolate during 2018.
I resolve to add more color to my diet – at least one bag of Skittles or M&Ms a day should do the trick.
I resolve not text messages to anyone who is within 100 feet of my location.
I resolve to limit myself to seven e-mail addresses, five Facebook profiles and three Twitter accounts.
I resolve to stop sending e-mails to myself.
I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
I resolve to chat with my spouse live instead of on Facebook.
I resolve to not say, “LOL… LOL!” out loud when I hear something funny.
I resolve to balance my checkbook… on my nose.
I resolve to read either “War and Peace” or “Green Eggs and Ham”.
I resolve to stop procrastinating in 2019.
My New Year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels.
Thought for the Week
“Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for ideas and progress.” ~ Charles Kettering