Happy Friday! Computers have infiltrated pretty much every aspect of our life, so we might as well have some computer jokes as well.
Is it true that the computer was tired when it got home because if had had a hard drive?
Is it true that the computer crossed the road because it was programmed by a chicken?
If you crossed a computer programmer with an athlete, would you get a disk-us thrower?
Did the computer sneeze because if had a virus?
When computers get hungry do they eat chips?
The other day I went to a restaurant and a computer came up to me and said, “I’ll be your server today.”
My co-workers call me “The Computer”. It has nothing to do with my intelligence. I just go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes
If you think that your computer, laptop and phone spying on you is scary then think again, because your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Is it true that after work computer programmers go out and grab a byte?
Our computers went down at work today so we had to do everything manually. It took me a few minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
I was going to tell more jokes about computers, but they are not very PC.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window” ~Steve Wozniak