Happy Friday!  In my part of the world, we are anticipating a solar eclipse next week.  Where I work is close to the total eclipse area.  So, I thought I would share some eclipse related jokes this week.  Just do not stare at these jokes too long!

Enjoy!

How does an astronaut cut his hair?  Eclipse it!

What is the moon bringing to the beach on April 8, 2024? Sunblock!

What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party? A light snack!

How do you organize a solar eclipse party?  You planet!

Son “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”  

Dad: “No sun.”

Prior to the eclipse I have been making some money selling fake eclipse glasses I’m not too worried though, I don’t think my buyers will ever see me again.

Great idea, I heard that there is an online resource for everyone who suffers retinal damage watching the solar eclipse. It really is a site for sore eyes.

Someone told me to view the eclipse with a colander.  I tried it and it just strained my eyes.

I heard that the reason that moon rocks taste better than an Earth rocks is because they are a little meteor.

I heard they opened a new restaurant on the moon.  They say the food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

I have one more eclipse joke; however, it does not have a punch line, it just leaves you in the dark.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“It sounded as if the streets were running,
And then the streets stood still.
Eclipse was all we could see at the window,
And awe was all we could feel.” ~ Emily Dickinson

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