Friday Funny June 12, 2015 Bible Riddles

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Happy Friday!  You have made it through another work week.  Here are a few biblical riddles to kick off your weekend.

Enjoy!

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
 
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
 
Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
 
Q. How many Christians can you fit in a Honda?
A. In Acts, it says that they were all in one Accord.
 
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?                                                           A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant law-breaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?                                                                                                  A. No, just an apple. 

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?                                                                                            A.  It was one of Job’s friends, Bildad the Shuhite. (shoe height)

Q. Who was the second shortest man in the Bible?                                                                               A. Nehemiah (knee high miah)
Thought for the Week

“The LORD bless you and keep you; the LORD make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the LORD lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.”

Numbers 6:24-26

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