Happy Friday! Hope this has been a great week for you. On the other hand, maybe you did not have a great week, maybe your job has you down and you are ready to look for a new one. In that case here are a few things you might want to skip as you brush up that resume.
Enjoy!
“Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”
Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”
“I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”
Why Interested in Position: “to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail”
Objective: “career on the Information Supper Highway”
“Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”
“Able to say the ABCs backward in under five seconds.”
“Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.”
“Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.”
“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”
Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.”
Personal: “I limit important relationships to people who want to do what I want them to do.”
Accomplishments: “Brought in a balloon artist to entertain the team.”
Work experience: “Responsibilities included checking customers out.”
Objective: “My dream job would be as a professional baseball player, but since I can’t do that, I’ll settle on being an accountant.” (NO! I have never put this on a resume!)
Thought for the Week
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. ~David Letterman
Leonard's Lines 
Mr. Letterman:
Perhaps in your case, you can say, “There’s no business like out of business.”
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One of my favorite blogs of yours yet . Good work
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