Friday Funny October 9, 2015 Resume Mishaps

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Happy Friday!  Hope this has been a great week for you. On the other hand, maybe you did not have a great week, maybe your job has you down and you are ready to look for a new one.  In that case here are a few things you might want to skip as you brush up that resume.

Enjoy!

“Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”

Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

“I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”

Why Interested in Position: “to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail”

Objective: “career on the Information Supper Highway”

 “Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”

“Able to say the ABCs backward in under five seconds.”

“Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.”

“Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.”

“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”

Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.”

Personal: “I limit important relationships to people who want to do what I want them to do.”

Accomplishments: “Brought in a balloon artist to entertain the team.”

Work experience: “Responsibilities included checking customers out.”

Objective: “My dream job would be as a professional baseball player, but since I can’t do that, I’ll settle on being an accountant.” (NO! I have never put this on a resume!)

Thought for the Week

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. ~David Letterman

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