Friday Funny April 29, 2016 Prom Humor

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We are in the midst of prom season.  So, this Friday I thought we could go with a little prom related humor,  But first, here is a little tip as an added bonus.  Perhaps you really do not know your prom date that well and would like to get to know better before the big day.  Follow this simple plan:  just ask her ask about her first pet, her favorite movie & perhaps her mother’s maiden name.  With these few pieces of information, you can login and read all her emails!

Enjoy!

Who did the zombie take to the Prom?  His Ghoul-friend!

Here are a few songs you are probably hoping you will not be hearing at your prom:

“The Chicken Dance Song”

“Achy Breaky Heart”– Billy Ray Cyrus

“Who Let the Dogs Out?” – Baha Men

“Another One Bites the Dust” – Queen

“You’ve Got to Be Cruel to Be Kind” – Nick Lowe

“Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting” – Carl Douglas

“Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) – Joe Tex

A Prom Joke

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom.

First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to go pick up some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and wouldn’t you know it, there is another long line there. He waits for what seems like forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Now, it is onto the limo rental place. Of course, he is greeted by another long line at the rental office, but he tries his best to be patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. He and his date are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and ……….. there’s no punchline.

Thought for the Week

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.  Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.  ~Author Unknown

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One thought on “Friday Funny April 29, 2016 Prom Humor

  1. J.L.

    I had to chaperone quite a few of those things, and two Doors songs in particular kept going through my head as I watched the kids: People Are Strange and Strange Days.

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