Friday Funny March 3, 2017 Bumper Sticker Philosophy

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Happy Friday! Can you believe that it is already March? Spring is almost knocking on the door!  I hope you have a good weekend and if you get out on the road this weekend you might learn a little philosophy from the bumper stickers of the cars you see.   Here are some of my favorite bumper sticker phrases.

Enjoy!

The Hokey Pokey Clinic – a Place to Turn Yourself Around

Elephants Never Forget How to Ride a Bike

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever!

I Got in a Traffic Jam on My Road to Riches

26.2 – Been There – Run That

Why Can’t Chickens Cross the Road Without Having Their Motives Questioned?

Driver Carries No Cash – He is Married

Imagine Whirled Peas

Just say NO to Negativity.

 Gravity –  It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!

Eschew obfuscation.

Caution!  I speed up to run over small animals.

Thought for the Week

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. ~Kurt Vonnegut

http://www.quotegarden.com

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