Friday Funny July 26, 2019 Opportunity Awaits!

Happy Friday! Can it really be the end of July already?  Time certainly does fly.

It seems like we are in a job seekers market these days with a lot of places advertising their job openings.  Perhaps you have thought it might just be time to seek a new opportunity.  Well, here are a few of the more interesting job ads that are making the round on the internet.



Now Hiring. Must Have a Brain

Now Hiring – Must Have Clue

Wanted: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth

Wanted: Looking for someone do yard work. Must have hoolahoop

Wanted: Grape Stompers.  Must Have Good Balance and Large Feet. Skinny Folk need not apply.

Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

edtiors watned

Piano Player Wanted. Must have knowledge of opening clams.

Surgeon wanted for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.

Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years’ experience.

Now hiring: cemetery superintendent. The ideal candidate must be able to supervise in a fast-paced environment.

Cab drivers wanted. Must have good driving & criminal record.

Now hiring cashier. Cannot look like Skeletor from He-Man.


The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~Stanley J. Randall



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