Welcome to March! With all the crazy stuff going on in the world maybe you need to take a moment to laugh at cats.
Did you hear about the alien who found a cat? He said, “Take me to your litter.”
The other day I heard a joke about a three-legged cat, it was a major faux paw.
Would you call a fluffy male cat asleep on a bed a Him-a-lay-an?
I inherited a pencil once owned by Shakespeare but my cat chewed it up so badly that I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
Is it true that a cat’s favorite TV show is Claw and Order?
Did you hear about the cat who lost all her savings when she invested in a purr-a-mid scheme?
Would you call a cat who was super-stylish –“Haute-cat-ture”?
When two cats part ways do they say “See ya litter”?
Is it true that a cat’s favorite subject in school is Hisss-tory?
Would you call a cat who lives in an igloo an eskimew?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…” ~ Steve Martin