Happy Friday! Let’s ponder why chickens and other things cross roads this Friday.

Enjoy!

Is it true that the chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide?

Is it true that the cow crossed the road to get to the udder side?

Is it true that the shark crossed the road to get to the other tide?

Is it true that Anakin Skywalker crossed the road to get to the dark side?

Is it true that the fish crossed the road because it cod?

Is it true that the spider crossed the road to get to its web site?

Is it true that the chicken crossed the Möbius strip to get to the same side?

Is it true that the turtle crossed the road to get to the shell station?

Is it true that the PowerPoint presentation crossed the road to get to the other slide?

Is it true that the back-stabber crossed the road because he was never really on your side?

Is it true that the politician crossed the road because the focus group was trending positive on the other side?

Is it true that the clown crossed the road to retrieve his rubber chicken?

Is it true that the accountant crossed the road to bore the people on the other side?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson