Category Archives: Dad Jokes

Friday Funny May 1, 2026 I Have Reached The Age…

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Happy Friday! Time flies, we are already a third of the way through 2026.  As time moves faster and faster I realize that I am not as young as I used to be, in fact I have reached the age that….

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I have reached the age that I have started to spot gray hair – on my children.

I have reached the age where work is a lot of fun, and fun is a lot of work.

I have reached the age that I have looked for large print alphabet soup.

I have reached the age where I wonder how I can be over the hill when I don’t even remember being on top of it.

I have reached the age that I have been there and done that, but don’t remember what that was.

I have reached that age that people tell me how good I look for my age.

I have reached the age where I am a lot like a library. I have a lot of knowledge, but no one seems interested in checking it out.

I have reached the age where I do not argue, I just explain why I’m right and I have a lifetime of experience to back me up.

I have reached the age where I can’t decide if I have more patience or if I just don’t care anymore.

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.” ~ Will Rogers

Friday Funny April 24, 2026 Jokes That Have Gone To The Dogs

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Happy Friday!  How about some dog jokes to kick off your weekend?

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I have figured out how to stop my dog from digging up the garden.  I confiscated his shovel.

I tried using spot remover on my dog. He disappeared. He kept pressing the paws button.

My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.

My dog never throws anything away, I think she is a hoarder collie.

Did you know that dogs float because they’re good buoys?

I tried to find some jokes about Corgis, but they were all really short.

If you crossed a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a Rooster, would you get Cockerpoodlepoo?

If you crossed a Collie with a Labrador retriever and a Dalmatian, would you get a collaboration?

The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian, seemed like the least I could do for it.

The difference between a man and a dog is that a man wears a suit, but a dog just pants.

 THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Be the person your dog thinks you are.” ~ C.J. Frick

Friday Funny April 17, 2026 Some Eggscelent Chicken Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Here are some chicken jokes just for you and you do not have to cross the road to read them.

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Did you hear about the negative rooster who would said, “Cock a doodle don’t”?

Did you hear about the chicken who liked to tell jokes?  She was a real real comedi-hen.

Did you hear about the chicken who went to the gym to work on its pecks?

Did you hear about the chicken who couldn’t find her eggs because she mislaid them?

Did you hear about the old chicken who refused to go to KFC because it wasn’t on her bucket list?

If you crossed an elephant and a chicken would you get a peckyderm?

Is it true that a chicken’s greatest fear is a Zoombie Apeckalypse?

Is it true that a chicken’s favorite dessert is coop-cakes?

If you see a very well dressed chicken, would you say she looked impeccable?

I hope that chickens read my blog and don’t think it is just Cluckbait.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Regard it just as desirable to build a chicken house as it is to build a cathedral.” ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

Friday Funny February 20, 2026, Another Round of Dad Jokes

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Happy Friday! Time for some Dad jokes to kick off the weekend.

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Did you hear about the farmer that deiced to try a career in music after a disastrous harvest because he had a ton of sick beets?

I think of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I recently stated at a hotel that charged me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

It is fairly easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today, it was clogged.

I tried to start up a dating service for chickens, but I was struggled to make hens meet.

I read about a ship that was carrying red paint and a ship that was carrying blue paint that collided in the middle of the ocean. Seems, both crews were marooned.

Would you call a wizard who was bad at football, Fumbledore?

I once built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked me if it was to scale. “No,” I said. “It’s to look at.”

Now, I understand why the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms, all that radiation altered his jeans.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’” ~ Charles M. Schulz