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Friday Funny October23, 2026 Working Jokes

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Happy Friday!  As we come to end of yet another work week, it seems like a time for jokes that may or may not work.

Enjoy!

I do not understand all the fuss about Taylor Swift.  I sent her a pair of pants to be hemmed a month ago and have not got them back yet.

Three weeks ago, I sent my hearing aids for repair, I have not heard anything since.

I was talking to a repair man who installed too powerful a motor in a moving stairway, he said things escalated rapidly.

A friend of mine retired from a muffler shop after twenty 20 years, he was exhausted.

I went to the optician for repair, she took my glasses from me and said she could fix them in ten minutes, I can’t see it happening.

A friend of mine is addicted to DIY repairs, he says he can’t stop thinking about his next fix.

Did you hear about the intern who became an elevator repairman because he didn’t want to spend years climbing the corporate ladder?

Did you hear about the cat who walked into a computer repair shop and told the clerk his mouse died?

Did you know that autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes because they don’t like it all denty?

I was having trouble with my time machine.  I took it back to the guy a bought it from.  He quickly looked it over and said, “they sure don’t make them like they are going to.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” ~ Will Rogers

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Friday Funny October 9, 2026 Some Handy Excuses

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Happy Friday! I have been AWOL on the Friday Funny for a couple of weeks, but I have an excuse, actually I have ten.  You can pick which one you think is correct and as an added bonus, keep these handy for the next time you need a quick excuse.

Enjoy!

I was abducted by aliens and they took me on a two-week tour of the galaxy.

I was recruited for a top-secret spy mission that involves saving the world from imminent destruction.  Top-secret stuff. If I tell you, you’ll be in grave danger.

I’ve been at ninja training camp for the last two weeks, perfecting my stealth moves.

I was unexpectedly called for Undercover Superhero Duty for the last two weeks. I had to go and save the world from impending doom.

I accidentally stepped into a time machine and I was stuck in the 1970’s for the last two weeks.

I accidentally stumbled into a portal to a parallel universe, it took me two weeks to find my way back.

For the last two weeks, my computer has been stuck on an endless Zoom call on “‘How to Be More Productive.”

It has been a crazy couple of weeks.  First my Wi-Fi and I had a falling out., then my mouse ran away from the cursor.

For the last two weeks, my Roomba has had me trapped in my bedroom.

It took me two weeks, but I finally found Waldo.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

Friday Funny September 4, 2026 Copier Jokes for Labor Day

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Happy Friday! Happy Labor Day! We have come to the unofficial end of another summer that has flown by. As we come to the holiday tat celebrates workers, I thought I would share some copier-related jokes which is the world I work in.

Enjoy!

I really like working at a place that sells copiers, I feel like we are all on the same page.

We had to let someone go for stealing printer cartridges, poor guy was caught magenta handed.

The other day I was making a lot of photocopies of strawberries and I ended up with a paper jam.

I keep my printer off to the side of me where I can see it in my peripheral vision.

I had an HP printer that died, it was like a Brother to me.

Last week I took my printer to the gym to get toner.

I have been told that a new 3D printers can print a gun. So what? I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Is it true that printers cut their hair with paper clips?

If a printer could perform miracles, would it get Canonized?

I had a joke about printer paper but it’s tearable.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

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Friday Funny August 1, 2025 Take Stock of These Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Happy August!  Let’s kick off the month with some stock market jokes.

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I’ve been feeling lonely so I purchased some stocks. It’s nice to have a little bit of company.

Last week I purchased stock in Bose Corporation.  It seems like a sound investment.

This week I sold my Nike stock.  It had a good run.

Today I sold my stock in Scott Tissue after it touched a new bottom.

Last year I purchased Coca Cola stock, but it fizzled.

Today I purchased Caterpillar stock, it inched up a bit.

Did you hear about the stock broker who got electrocuted when he shorted Tesla?

I recently made an investment in a skateboard company.  I think I can flip it.

I heard that Henry Winkler committed investment fraud.  It was a Fonzie scheme

I am considering selling investments in this blog, but I afraid that people will think it is a punzi scheme.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” ~ John Maynard Keynes

Friday Funny January 24, 2025 Jokes That Work

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Happy Friday!  Now that we are past the half-way point of January, we are back at work with our noses to the grindstones, so let’s kick off the weekend with some work-related humor.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the spreadsheet that went to therapy because it had cell issues?

Did you hear about the PowerPoint presentation that crossed the road to get to the other slide?

Is it true that accountants can stay calm because they know how to balance their worries?

I always keep a clock under my desk so I can work overtime.

I told my boss I saw a deer on the way to work. He said, “How do you know it was going to work?”

Where I work, we are so eco-friendly that even the food in the fridge is green and growing.

I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said, “yes, if I made up the time.” I said, “sure, it’s seventy-five past twenty-three.”

I had to phone the credit card company today; the answering recording stated all the client representatives were engaged. I thought that was nice, but it does not help me resolve my issue.

I think I got my job because of my motivational skills. People say they have to work twice as hard when I’m around.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she gave me a hug.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You’ve got to think about the big things while you’re doing the small things so that all the small things go in the right direction.” ~  Alvin Toffler