Happy Friday! I remember as a kid, I would go to the bank on Fridays with my Dad when he got home from work to cash his check. So, let’s kick off this weekend with some banking jokes.

Enjoy!

My dad always said, “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” So, I did and after years of hard work my account balance is $9.11.

I recently received an ad in the mail from a local back offering a mortgage with no interest.  I went to the nearest branch to find out more.  I asked the person at the counter about it and her response was, “I don’t really care.”

Is it true that a southerner asks for money from a bank with drawl?

Is it true that bankers make good musicians because they have all the notes?

I heard that a banker’s favorite song by Heart is “How Do I Get You Aloan?”

Is it true that police talk to bankers a lot because they are “persons of interest”?

If an Archaeologist just happened to excavate an ancient bank would that put him in financial ruin?

I heard that it takes four bankers to change a light bulb.  One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.

Would bank robbery be considered a safe job?

I think the hardest part about being addicted to banking is the withdrawals.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Banking is very good business if you don’t do anything dumb.”~ Warren Buffett