Happy Friday!  Happy September!  Happy Labor Day!  Around here the corn is getting pretty tall, so it seems like a good time for some farm related humor.

Enjoy!

Is it true that cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose?

I heard about a farmer who had a wooden tractor. It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission and wooden work.

A farmer showed me his magic tractor, it turned into a field.

I had a friend who tore his rotator cuff while making butter on his farm. It was a really unfortunate churn of events.

Did you hear about the sad pig?  He felt he was taken for grunted.

I tried to navigate the farmer’s field but it was a maize.

If there was a horse that lived next door, would he be your neigh-bor?

The farmer was going to tell his dog a joke about sheep, but he had herd them all.

If a chicken tells jokes would that make her a comedi-hen?

I read a story about a lettuce farmer who was arrested by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.  When they dug up the grounds, they found human romaines.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.” ~ Will Rogers