
Happy Friday! Welcome to November! Trick or Treat is past and Thanking is on the horizon. Take a few moments this Friday to ponder some random thoughts.
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Does your stomach think that all potatoes are mashed?
If Earth really was flat, do you think the edge would be a tourist attraction?
If your dog picked a name for you, what would it be?
Could you say that beans bags are really boneless sofas?
Have you ever wondered why a theme park can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 60+ mph, but a bank camera cannot get a clean shot of a robber standing still?
If tomatoes are fruit, then should ketchup be tomatoe jam?
Have you noticed how many people pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time? It would appear pocket watches have made a comeback. Maybe we should attach chains to them?
Did it ever occur to you that a different version of you exists in the minds of every person who knows you?
Did you ever realize that the number of people older than you never goes up?
Is it not odd that we say “tuna fish,” but we do not say “chicken bird“?
Did you ever notice that watermelon candy is often green; however the green part is what we do not ear with a real watermelon?
Have you noticed that you only say, “Hey, stranger,” to someone you already know?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“The darker the night, the brighter the stars.” ~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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