Happy Friday!  Thanksgiving is only a week away, so I thought I would beat the holiday rush and deliver some Thanksgiving jokes this week.

Enjoy!

I heard that turkeys prefer to travel by gravy train.

I once met a very the rude turkey, he was a real jerk-y.

Did you know that little pumpkins cross the road with the help of a crossing gourd?

If you crossed a turkey with a centipede, would you get drumsticks for everyone?

We served a cheese plate at Thanksgiving.  I think everyone was grateful.

I heard that the cider mill keeps track of its inventory on an Apple iPad.

I heard about a cranberry that could not go to the Thanksgiving party because it was bogged down with work.

Did you know that Thanksgiving bread jokes stay funny because they never get mold?

What kind of shows do green beans do? Pod casts. 

What did one turkey say to the other turkey when they first saw the pilgrims? “They look nice, maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.” —Friedrich Koenig