Happy Friday!  I hope that 2024 is off to a good start for you.  Here are some random jokes, thoughts and questions for the first Fiday of the new year.

Enjoy!

A dung beetle walks into a diner and asks, ‘Is this stool taken?’

I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

I think that people who use selfie sticks should take a good, long look at themselves.

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.

The number of people older than you never goes up.

History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

 If life were a video game, what would your stats look like?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction.”~ Germany Kent