Happy Friday!  I heard this week Elvis would have turned 89 if he were alive. So, let’s kick off the weekend with some Elvis jokes.  Thank you, thank you very much.

Enjoy!

I went to see an Elvis impersonator last night, but I got there too late., apparently, he had left the building.

I am thinking about opening a chain of Elvis-themed Chicken Strip restaurants.  I think I will call them “Love Me Tenders”.

I recently saw an Arab Elvis impersonator.  His name was Amal Shookup.

I used to have a pet mouse named Elvis.  He got caught in a trap.

I try to be like Elvis and wear Blue Suede Shoes most of the time, but if I cannot find them, I settle for my Jailhouse Crocs.

I read that when Elvis was in the army that his main job was to look for Suspicious Mines.

The other day, I saw a guy at Lowe’s who looked just like Elvis. He returned a sander.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show.

Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis enthusiasts that crashed on their way to an Elvis convention?  Witnesses report that no one was injured but they’re all shook up.

Q: What’s green and sings?  A: Elvis Parsely 

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

 “Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t going away.” ~ Elvis Presley