Happy Friday!  While we are in the cold, dreary days of January, let’s try to brighten the day with a few jokes regardless of whether you are rich or the poor.

Enjoy!

I heard that Robin Hood always buys his flowers at Sherwood Florist.

I heard that Robin Hood’s least favorite font is Sans-sheriff.

My doctor gave me a shot to prevent me from becoming Robin Hood. Yes, it prevents MenInTightus.

Is it true that Robin Hood ties his shoe-laces with a long bow!

Is it true that Robin Hood’s favorite store is Target?

Is it true that Robin Hood’s favorite flavor of ice cream is bos-nilla?

Is it true that Robin Hood could not hit the target because3 all his arrows were all in a quiver?

I read that Robin and his Merry Men robbed a music store last week, apparently they made off with the lute.

Robin Hood tried to tell his archery bow a joke, but he could not get a quiver of laughter.

Relationship advice from Robin Hood, “aim for the heart.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Keep Your Chin Up. Someday There’ll Be Happiness Again in Nottingham, You’ll See.” ~ Robin Hood in Disney’s “Robin Hood”