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Happy Friday!  Congratulations for making it to the last Friday in January!  Have a great weekend and it is on to February!

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

Did you hear about the guy who evaporated? I imagine he’ll be mist.

Did you hear about the tomb they discovered in Egypt that was filled with hazelnuts and chocolate? They believe it belonged to Pharaoh Rocher.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for carrying a gun made out of Jello? They charged him with carrying a congealed weapon.

Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic? He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you hear about the limo driver who was in business for 25 years without a single customer? All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

Did you hear about the cyber-criminal who got away? Apparently, they ransomware.

Did you hear about that giant monster that only eats nuclear reactors?  He is on a plant based diet.

Did you hear the joke about the bank robber who fell into a combine harvester?  He’s out on bale.

Did you hear about the existential pirate? Me thinks, therefore me arrrr!

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.” ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet Act 4, Scene 5