Happy Friday! We are already to the last Friday in February!  They say that one needs to learn to laugh at oneself, so how about a dose of self-deprecating jokes to kick off this Friday?

Enjoy!

I used to be indecisive. Now, I don’t think I’m quite sure anymore.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

The only abs I have are abnormalities.

I question my sanity a lot of times. Every now and then, it replies.

Some days I feel like life is just a one big test and I forgot to study for it.

Life is like a box of chocolates. But for some reason, I got the round dark chocolate with orange flavor in the middle.

I chuckle whenever people try to figure what’s going on in my head. Like, good luck, I can’t even figure myself out.

Feel free to use me as a bad example. That way, I won’t be totally useless.

I’m only posting on social media so everyone else can feel better about themselves. You’re welcome.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.” ~ Epictetus

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