Happy Friday!

This is Memorial Day weekend, a time set aside for honoring and mourning the U.S. military personnel who died while serving in the military. It is a bit more poignant this year as it comes less than two weeks from the 80^th anniversary of D-Day.

I hope you have a nice weekend and I will kick it off with some summer-time jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that reading while you sunbathe can make you well red.

Looks like I will not be traveling very far this summer.  I have a rash and my dermatologist told me to apply the medication locally.

I told my suitcases that there would be no summer vacation.  Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

My last trip the airline lost my luggage, I tried to sue them, but unfortunately, lost my case.

I applied for a summer job with a company that makes sunscreen.  I was rejected but I think I will reapply.

Did you hear about the ice cream truck that broke down because of the rocky road?

Did you hear about the Canadian who was able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico? She had the help of a hose eh.

Would you call a Frenchman in sandals Phillipe Phloppe?

What do bees say to each other in summer? “It’s swarm, isn’t it?”

My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation. At first I didn’t want to go, but now, I don’t want to leave.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Well, everybody’s heart needs a holiday, sometime

And everyone of us needs to get away, somehow

So I’m laughing lighthearted moods, oh, the sight-seeing afternoons

And tellin’ a joke or two ’cause everyday invites you

To find your place in the sun.” ~ Pablo Cruise – “A Place in the Sun”

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It has been a few weeks since I have added a podcast episode. The latest episode looks at the most difficult and the most memorable tests I have had to take. You can find it at the link below.