Happy Friday!  Hope you have had a good week.  I have rounded up some cowboy jokes to kick the weekend off.

Enjoy!

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Sure, that’s 20 cows.”

A cowboy goes into a library wearing a paper suit and paper hat. He wasn’t there five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

Did you hear about the new cowboy film called The Sun? It is set in the west.

Did you know that Canadian cowboys have sticky feet because of maple stirrups?

Did you hear about the great cowboy artist who could draw really fast?

Did you hear about the cowboy who would take hay to bed so he could feed his nightmare?

Do you know how to warm up a frozen cowboy? Yee thaw!

If a cowboy finds a horseshoe does that mean that his horse is walking around in his socks?

Would you call a retired cowboy de-ranged?

Would you a cowboy who worked at a bank, the loan arranger?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~ Will Rogers